The Bumble Bees, Ep 14: "It's obviously a trap, right?"

I've been in this family-friendly eatery for...I don't know how long. Something about dying repeatedly has altered my perception of time. I no longer count days or nights, for there are neither here. I simply count the space between death and reluctant resurrection. The food is also terrible. 

- Excerpt from writings on an ancient rag, thought to be for face cleaning. Discovered at site number 1832. Language: unknown.