The Wrong Hands: Your Beginners' DnD Podcast

Group 2, Episode 1: "'Newt' is the sound they make"

Memo 20

Supervisor Jasmine,

I hope the return to clarity in this latest capture will meet with your approval. This group seems to be growing increasingly vulnerable. Their numbers are dwindling and we have a number of agents in their area. There's some kind of larger power at work in the region but from what we've heard, it shouldn't prevent us from setting our agents in motion. What do you advise?

- Galahad 

And Friends, Ep 2: "Dragon guy!"

Memo 21,

Supervisor Jasmine,

No sign of M during our latest observations. However, A is making his presence felt through one of their party. I don't think they're ready for onboarding yet, but there is some potential. One of them, in particular, could be good leverage for us against A. His meddling is often helpful, as you've noted, but he'd make an excellent recruit or at least a resource to exploit.

- Galahad

The Bumble Bees, Ep 5: "You don't want to break a diamond?"

Memo 22,

Supervisor Jasmine,

MV's condition is worsening. I advise we take him for further evaluation. This group has proven to be worth the onboarding costs so far. I will continue to ensure we're getting a good return on our investment.

- Galahad

Group 2, Episode 2: "Fiery Boy"

Memo 23, Supervisor Jasmine, other than their guide, this group seems to have no clear direction or goals, this should make their onboarding easier than expected. Our agents are making slower than expected progress to their location, however. The jungle has proved...tricky to navigate. We will, of course, provide updates as the situation develops. I've also altered the format of these memos in accordance with your recent request. - Galahad

And Friends, Ep 3: "Orc mince"

Memo 24, Supervisor Jasmine, upon ongoing observation, I believe this group is still in its infancy. And, given our recruiting resources at the moment, I don't believe we can plan their onboarding at this time. I advise we wait, place minimal observation agents, and wait for our investment to mature. - Galahad

Group 2, Episode 3: "In for a penny..."

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I'll be honest, this group is baffling to us. Previously, I spoke of their lack of direction or goals but this seems to be increasingly true. I'm not even sure if it's worth recruiting them at this stage. What leverage could be utilized with those who don't seem to want anything other than to help their guide? Awaiting your instructions. - Galahad

Group 2, Episode 4: "Mosquito bones"

Memo 26, Supervisor Jasmine, our recent observations have led to a decision. My team has decided to put this group's recruitment on hold until greater leverage can be found with which to motivate them. We'll continue to monitor their activities more passively until that time comes. - Galahad

And Friends, Ep 4: "The Mighty Fox"

Memo 24, Supervisor Jasmine, as discussed, I've maintained a minimal observation schedule on this group. They're proving increasingly capable but most of their strength seems to be coming from their horse companion. I will, as always, keep you updated. - Galahad

Group 2, Episode 5: "Hubazan"

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I believe a very powerful being has placed their influence upon the city this group has entered. My people have been observing from a distance, as previously described. But the arcane among them tell me they sense something substantial within the seemingly dead city. Something pervasive corrupting the area. It may be linked to the lack of revival magic functioning in this jungle, we'll have to investigate further to know for sure. The group is still not ready for recruitment but I suggest I tell my agents to venture further into the city and learn more about this powerful force they've become aware of. Perhaps we can use it to create a new product. Please let me know your thoughts. - Galahad

The Bumble Bees, Ep 6: "Inevitable"

Memo 26, Supervisor Jasmine, I have two updates for you. Firstly, Group 3 appears to be accomplishing tasks quicker than anticipated, and, despite damage sustained to our sphere, they managed to reach their latest destination, give or take a few miles. Secondly, I've received reports from some of my agents that Group 1 has fallen victim to the consequences of one of our Flame cards. A clean-up crew is on their way to ensure no unflattering evidence lingers but it'll be a few days before they arrive. It's regrettable we wasted resources preparing Group 1 for onboarding but we'll take what we've learned to the recruitment team for adaptation. - Galahad